I’m sure you’re very nice, NAME REDACTED, but c’mon. If you’re going to apply for our scholarship, at least have the faintest idea of what that scholarship entails.
The sad thing is that we get a ton of these boilerplate “applications” for the Fedora Scholarship program — but very few as entertaining as this one.
Or maybe I’m reading this completely wrong, and we’re about to see the Fedora Dental Hygiene SIG starting up Real Soon Now. Considering that I’m considering bleaching my teeth to remedy my terrible coffee/tea staining problem, it would be excellent timing for me.